“They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one”

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a month without tumbling and over one hundred unfollows. thanks guys!

hell yeah

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wowfunniestposts:

When someone tries to take my food
 this blog is epic

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effses:

corgay:

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter
and
their faces jesus


Easter is a special time, cheep cheep

Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep

Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

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